Why Eating Pigs is Wrong.

I was supposed to write an essay about something I feel strongly about for an English class. I feel that this pig issue can have a super massive effect on our lives. I mean, come on people, does bacon (yes) really taste (yes) that  good(yesyesyes)? In the following very serious-like essay, you can read my stance on the subject.

Pigs are highly intelligent creatures, more intelligent even than dogs. Would you eat your German Shepherd? I think not. So what give us the right to eat pigs? Because they taste good? Other animal taste good too. Cows for example lick their snot out of their own nose. How intelligent could they possibly be? Pigs can do lots of tricks such as herding sheep and saving spider’s eggs. They can also make us laugh when they studder or beat up their frog boyfriends. Why would we eat something as amazing as that? Besides, the angry bird wars alone has wiped out such a large population there probably aren’t even enough pigs left to eat before they reach extinction!!!

Fallon Jones: Sugar Magnolia

So, guys and gals, I guess this is the part where the shock sets in and the kickdrum begins... I'm staring at a blank screen and seriously missing my notebooks (the nice leather one with the owl on the front). I have a habit of collecting odd things and sometimes people along with them. I'll try not to make this into a resume, so I'm just gonna list off a few words now you'll never hear again without thinking of yours truly.

My leftie guitars Darling and Blondie.

My eight cups of Chamomile tea I drink to stay alive.

My night-owl tendencies (yes, I collect those too.)

and my favorite Grateful Dead song, Sugar Magnolia.

Here's a picture I took to keep you coming back for more!

Indiana Jones: Blonde, Batty, and Bored.

Hello readers! Welcome to my blog spot where the sun is always brighter and the grass is always greener, unless the sun shines too bright, in which case an umbrella might be necessary. Any-who, if you couldn't tell from the title (or just didn't believe me) my name is Indiana Jones. Of course, you can call me Indy, because you've already read enough that I consider us friends.