Why Eating Pigs is Wrong.

I was supposed to write an essay about something I feel strongly about for an English class. I feel that this pig issue can have a super massive effect on our lives. I mean, come on people, does bacon (yes) really taste (yes) that  good(yesyesyes)? In the following very serious-like essay, you can read my stance on the subject.

Pigs are highly intelligent creatures, more intelligent even than dogs. Would you eat your German Shepherd? I think not. So what give us the right to eat pigs? Because they taste good? Other animal taste good too. Cows for example lick their snot out of their own nose. How intelligent could they possibly be? Pigs can do lots of tricks such as herding sheep and saving spider’s eggs. They can also make us laugh when they studder or beat up their frog boyfriends. Why would we eat something as amazing as that? Besides, the angry bird wars alone has wiped out such a large population there probably aren’t even enough pigs left to eat before they reach extinction!!!